Middle school (part two)!!!!!!!

Jan,1,14

Halfway through 6th grade and life hasn't changed much.I'm thinking of making a encyclopedia of me. With words that relate to me. Yay me!

You know, when you that roaring lion( that old one) don't you always say to yourself " Oh, it's Tom & Jerry"

Well "I do!"

Don't know what else to write.

Facts : (again)

• The Chicago River used to flow into Lake Michigan, but the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers switched it to flow backwards, AWAY from the lake, for sanitation purposes.
  
  
• Ringtones of popular songs are now added to the equation of chart position on the Billboard music charts.
  
  
• Peladophobia is the fear of bald people.

• The Rams were the first pro football team to decorate their helmets. An early version of the "horn" motif is still used by the franchise today.
  
  
• Before it became PG, the "parental guidance" movie rating was known for one year as GP (for General audience, Parental guidance suggested).
  
  
• In the 1980s, a product called Vision-Dieter glasses promised to curb your appetite by making food look unappealing.
  
  
• Before Briton Hadden and Henry Luce decided to call their new magazine Time, they were debating calling it either Chance or Destiny
  
  
• Only one McDonald’s in the world has turquoise arches. Officials in Sedona, Arizona, thought that yellow would clash with the natural red rock.
  
  Read the full texts here: http://mentalfloss.com/amazing-facts#ixzz2pDhAVgZL 
  --brought to you by mental_floss! 

Well I would write more about middle school, but I only have 4 more days of vacation left. Obviously I don't wan't to poison my mind already?

101-90 fun things to do at home.

Make a miniature flamethrower:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjISYWVHoew&feature=em-subs_digest

Make a smoky waterfall:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJx-xixOw4c

Create a fire tornado:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tZF6-i8aDc

Change food:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ8ZEKI9-yc

Nice lava lamp?:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIpoLiesBgg0

To be continued at future date of Whenever, I , feel like it

Good joke to play on new years!

Dec,31,13

10:05pm

Person 1: Hey let's go to sleep it's getting late.

Person 2: Ya, okay.

Person 1: Wouldn't wanna be late for tomorrow's party.

Jan,1,14

9:18am

Person 1: Good morning y'all. How did you sleep?

Person 2: Great.

Person 1: Let's go down for breakfast.

(pause) (8-180 seconds passes)

Person 2: It seems like I saw you only yesterday but a year has passed.

(confusion to Person 1) (delayed reply) (exaggerated "Oh")

Person  1 : Oh, I see what you did there.

CUT

Happy holidays! Thanks for reading my blog!

growing up = loss of imagination?

Ok so you have a dream that when you grow up you want to be a pilot.

When you are five:

You: "Mommy when I grow up I wanna be a pilot!'

Mom: "Aww, that's so sweet."

You: "See I even drew a picture, that's the yellow plane, that's you that's me and that's daddy!"

Mom: Well, that's great! 

You: Thanks mommy!

(hug)

When you are ten:

You: Hey mom, look at the T.V, I was watching this show about plane chrashes and stuff, so like being on a plane is hard!

Mom: Well, don't you worry son. You will be the greatest pilot ever!

You: Mom I'm not a kid anymore.

Mom: Of course not!

(As you can see kids at my age start to let go of these dreams they find silly and childish and make the biggest mistakes of their lives.)

When you are 20:

You: Hey mom, my bros are hanging out at the pizza place today, so-

Mom:  -so you need some money. (sigh)

You: Uh, yeah.

Mom: You, young man will have to get a job soon, after all you already owe me $36.00.(smile)

You: K ma! love ya!

When you are twenty-five

You: Wassup mom!

Mom: Now, is that any way to talk to a woman my age?

You: Sorry mom. What I mean to say is "How is your day going?"

Mom: Good, Good. How was your day at that "Tim Hortons"?

You: Oh great, got lot's of tips today.

(silence)

You: Um, ma could I take your good car Friday night?

Mom: Sure, where to?

You: Um, that fancy resturant up on Darrow Street.

Mom: Oh, I see what's happening, you having some lady company?

You: Mom!!!

Mom: Ok,ok (squeaky, excited voice: Oh, my little man's growing up!)

( The dream of being at the helm of a plane has pretty much vanished at this point in his life. Your problems only grow bigger with time.)

When you are 35:

You : How are you fitting into the new house Grenda?

Wife: Oh, I'm fitting in just fine!

You : Wanna go somewhere saturday night?

Wife: Not until you get a pay raise at that office of yours!

You: That's to bad.

The end.

Credits:

Script producer: Hardik Shrestha

Script writer: Hardik Shrestha

Character producer: Hardik Shrestha

Idea by: Hardik Shrestha

Publisher: Hardik Shrestha

Editor: Hardik Shrestha

Qoutes by: Hardik Shrestha

All References made to real people are just a coincedence. All characters were made up. All story ideas were made up and are not a reference to anyone's life.

If you have time please post this back, but with the ending of his dream getting achieved. Please edit this if you wish.

 

All unathourized sharing, publishing with the mass public is prohibited unless I give you permission. Yay me!

my french blog!

Can anyone here actually read french???

Mon jour

La premier parte de mon jour.

Mon jour  commence a 6h30 quand je me lève. Je brosse mes dents et prendre une douche. Apres je finir la douche le tempe et 7h00! Je porte mon vetements est je saisir mon manteau et un veste et desendrè la escalier et aide ma maman et papa avec cuisiner la dejeuner. Normalement je mange de pain, lait et oeufs  ou "Tiger flakes cereal" avec lait, banane et oeufs. Après je finir ma dejeuner le temps est 7h30. Je porte ma veste et ma manteau et prepare ma sac et la autre petit chause comme attachment de lacets. Aussi, je dire " Good bye and love you". Finnalement le temps et 7h40 et je marche à la école.

La duexieme parte de mon jour.

Maintenant il est automne et la vent et BIZZARE! Quand je approche la école le temps est 8h50 est il est très froide! Je jouer avec mon ami pour une minute ou deux. Finnalement la choche sonner et tou la proffeseur arriver pour les élèves. Parfois Madame Dywer est retard et la classe dois attendre. Après un longe temps de classe après classe après classe on mange le dîner à 11h34.Après 20(vente) minute de mangent la élèves va dehors pour recreation. La recreation est 40(quarante) minute longe.

La troisiéme parte de mon jour.

Dans la recreation je jour soccer et football ou je va pour praqtique de la musique ou pour Glee club. La recreation est très amusant tou de jours. Après la recreation la élèves va retourner à l'intérieur, le temps et 12h 34. Après deux plus classe il est le temps pour va à la maison, le temps et 2h10. Mes mon papa et maman est à la travai. Est je dois va à la YMCA , à la YMCA la premier chose on fait est mangent un petit casse-croûte. Et après ca tou le monde jouer dans la Gym ou dehors pour 30 minute. à la YMCA tou le monde joue avec tou de chose, et chaque semaine on à un nouveau theme. Comme future, court, pizza, etc. La YMCA et amusant pour moi.

La denier part de mon jour.

Mon papa veint à 18h pour moi et j'arriver à ma maison. Je jouer avec mon petit frere pour 20(vente) minute et après ca je fais mes devoirs.  Après je finir les devoirs ma famille mange le souper à 20h00 ou 20h30 parfois. Après je finir je fais mon passe temps préféré, je lire un livre pour mois(ne pas tou des livre selmon un petit parte.). Je brosse mes dents encore à 21h30 et endors. Sa ces't ma jour.

bye

Reuse, Reduce and Recycle

I know what you are thinking :

" Uhhg this again!" " How many times am I going to hear the same thing over and over again. Yeah, I know that cause that's what I might think. But that newspaper pile next to you could do a lot of things check these facts out.".

 To produce each week's Sunday newspapers, 500,000 trees
must be cut down.
 Recycling a single run of the Sunday New York Times
would save 75,000 trees.
 If all our newspaper was recycled, we could save about
250,000,000 trees each year!
 If every Canadian recycled just one-tenth of their
newspapers, we would save about 25,000,000 trees a year.
 If you had a 15-year-old tree and made it into paper
grocery bags, you'd get about 700 of them. A busy
supermarket could use all of them in under an hour! This
means in one year, one supermarket can go through over 6
million paper bags! Imagine how many supermarkets there are
just in the Canada!!!
 The average Canadian uses seven trees a year in paper,
wood, and other products made from trees. This amounts to
about 2,000,000,000 trees per year!
 The amount of wood and paper we throw away each year is
enough to heat 50,000,000 homes for 20 years.
 Approximately 1 billion trees worth of paper are thrown
away every year in the U.S.
 Canadians use 85,000,000 tons of paper a year; about 680
pounds per person.
 The average household throws away 13,000 separate pieces
of paper each year. Most is packaging and junk mail.
 In 1993, U.S. paper recovery saved more than 90,000,000
cubic yards of landfill space.
 Each ton (2000 pounds) of recycled paper can save 17
trees, 380 gallons of oil, three cubic yards of landfill
space, 4000 kilowatts of energy, and 7000 gallons of water.
This represents a 64% energy savings, a 58% water savings,
and 60 pounds less of air pollution!
 The 17 trees saved (above) can absorb a total of 250
pounds of carbon dioxide from the air each year. Burning
that same ton of paper would create 1500 pounds of
carbon dioxide.
 The construction costs of a paper mill designed to use
waste paper is 50 to 80% less than the cost of a mill using new pulp.


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more random facts.

1. The youngest female to give birth was 5 her husband was 4.
2. By the time you are 70 you will have walked enough to circle the earth 5 times.
3. The 57 on the ketchup bottle represents how many different pickles they once had.
4. 600 years ago (and around that time) you couldn't hit your wife with something wider than a thumb if your ruler was English.
5. The elephant is the only animal with four knees.
6. You spent half an hour as a single cell.
7. Kids grow the most in spring.
8. The united states never lost a war when they used a mule.
9. In acient rome you were considered royal if you had a crooked nose.
10. How many kids can a woman have? Well, A Russian peasent gave birth to 16 sets of twins, 7 sets of triplets and 4 sets of quadruplets back in the 1750's- 1770's. That's 69 kids.
11. The first thing to get a barcode was Wrigley's gum.
12. Einstiens brain is 15% bigger than yours.
13. 7up (the soda) was named in 1929 because the original amount was seven ounces and the bubbles went up!
14. When you go from London to new York (by plane) you get there 2 hours before you leave.
15. The youngest queen in history was mary stuard at 6 days.
16. There are twenty million people in austrailia and there are 40 million kangaroos.
17. Very rarely snakes are born with 2 heads and when that occurs they fight for food and mates.
18. A giraffe can go without water longer than camels.
19. Your heart can squirt blood 9 meters away.
20. Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.
21. Every year 98% of u (your body) is replaced.
22. Chinese know these three western words the most. " Jesus Christ, Elvis Presly and Richard Nixon.".
23. For every 5000 lobsters one is born bright blue.
24. In an auction a guy bought a cow for 1.3 million.
25. When you die your hair keeps growing for about 5 months.
26. A cat has 32 muscles in a ear.
27. A giraffe has a tounge that is 21 inches.
28. A athlete sweats 4 gallons a day. Most of it evaporates before u realize that it exists.
29. A penny whieghs more than a adult hummingbird.
30. A guy once had the hiccups for 6 years and 13 days.
31. Monkeys can smoke very easily and will.
32. In Saudi Araibia you can get divorced for not getting coffee for your wife.
33. All the states are listed above Lincoln's head above a 5$ bill.
34. Almonds and peaches are as close family.
35. Brazil nuts are 1000 times more radioactive than your dinner (unless you have brazil nuts for that as well.).
36. An ostrich eye is bigger than it's head.
37. Newborn robins eat 14 feet of worm every day.
38. Bats always turn left when they exit a cave.
39. Donald Duck and everything related is illegal in Finland because of the pant issue.
40. Beethoven poured ice cold water whenever writing new music.
41. Feb. 1865 is the only month that doesn't have a full moon.
42. A statue in the park with a man on a horse means:

1 hoof up : The guy died from wounds received in battle.
2 hooves up : The guy died in battle.
0 hooves up : The guy died from natural causes.

43. Birds can't swallow without gravity their throat isn't strong enough.
44. In the 80's doctors used to bet on when their patient would die.
45. In the 1880's pant's was considered a dirty word in England.
46. Frog's can throw up. Only in their stomach though.
47. Money is made from cotton which grows from trees ( well plants ).
48. Lipstick has fish scales.
49. 25% percent of Americans have appeared on TV.
50. One in every 2 billion people live above the age of 116.
51. In 1666 there was a great fire that burned half of London and killed 0 people and injured 3.
52. The guy who voices bugs bunny is allergic to carrots.
53. Slugs have 4 noses.
54. A cat has a bigger chance of dying when falling 5 floors than from 40 floors. Because it takes a cat 10 floors to realize whats happening and another 3 to correct itself.
55.Your skin will be hotter than the sun for 3 nano seconds if you get struck by lightning.



Bye.