Ok so you have a dream that when you grow up you want to be a pilot.
When you are five:
You: "Mommy when I grow up I wanna be a pilot!'
Mom: "Aww, that's so sweet."
You: "See I even drew a picture, that's the yellow plane, that's you that's me and that's daddy!"
Mom: Well, that's great!
You: Thanks mommy!
(hug)
When you are ten:
You: Hey mom, look at the T.V, I was watching this show about plane chrashes and stuff, so like being on a plane is hard!
Mom: Well, don't you worry son. You will be the greatest pilot ever!
You: Mom I'm not a kid anymore.
Mom: Of course not!
(As you can see kids at my age start to let go of these dreams they find silly and childish and make the biggest mistakes of their lives.)
When you are 20:
You: Hey mom, my bros are hanging out at the pizza place today, so-
Mom: -so you need some money. (sigh)
You: Uh, yeah.
Mom: You, young man will have to get a job soon, after all you already owe me $36.00.(smile)
You: K ma! love ya!
When you are twenty-five
You: Wassup mom!
Mom: Now, is that any way to talk to a woman my age?
You: Sorry mom. What I mean to say is "How is your day going?"
Mom: Good, Good. How was your day at that "Tim Hortons"?
You: Oh great, got lot's of tips today.
(silence)
You: Um, ma could I take your good car Friday night?
Mom: Sure, where to?
You: Um, that fancy resturant up on Darrow Street.
Mom: Oh, I see what's happening, you having some lady company?
You: Mom!!!
Mom: Ok,ok (squeaky, excited voice: Oh, my little man's growing up!)
( The dream of being at the helm of a plane has pretty much vanished at this point in his life. Your problems only grow bigger with time.)
When you are 35:
You : How are you fitting into the new house Grenda?
Wife: Oh, I'm fitting in just fine!
You : Wanna go somewhere saturday night?
Wife: Not until you get a pay raise at that office of yours!
You: That's to bad.
The end.
Credits:
Script producer: Hardik Shrestha
Script writer: Hardik Shrestha
Character producer: Hardik Shrestha
Idea by: Hardik Shrestha
Publisher: Hardik Shrestha
Editor: Hardik Shrestha
Qoutes by: Hardik Shrestha
All References made to real people are just a coincedence. All characters were made up. All story ideas were made up and are not a reference to anyone's life.
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